"Cat. She’s the only one who understands me and she’s so funny looking."
— Taylor Swift "If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing, it would be my:"
This was actually me last night.
Yes, this morning was rough
"The difference between my darkness and your darkness is that I can look at my own badness in the face and accept its existence while you are busy covering your mirror with a white linen sheet. The difference between my sins and your sins is that when I sin I know I’m sinning while you have actually fallen prey to your own fabricated illusions. I am a siren, a mermaid; I know that I am beautiful while basking on the ocean’s waves and I know that I can eat flesh and bones at the bottom of the sea. You are a white witch, a wizard; your spells are manipulations and your cauldron from hell yet you wrap yourself in white and wear a silver wig."
"I packed your lunch for school sweetie"
"Mom U da shyttt"
"Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment."
*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
"What a terrible mistake to let go of something wonderful for something real."
— Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."